Being a sometimes science-fiction writer but not a fool, I said,
“Prove it.”
“Do you remember Replay?” he said.
My finger hovered over the final “1” in my dialing. “The 1987
novel?” I said. “By Ken Grimwood?”
The stranger – Time Traveler, psychotic, home invader, whatever
he was – nodded.
I hesitated. The novel by Grimwood had won the World Fantasy
Award a year or two after my first-novel, Song of Kali,
had. Grimwood’s book was about a guy who woke up one morning to
find himself snapped back decades in his life, from the late
1980’s to himself as a college student in 1963, and thus getting
the chance to relive – to replay – that life again, only this time
acting upon what he’d already learned the hard way. In the book,
the character, who was to experience – suffer – several Replays,
learned that there were other people from his time who were also
Replaying their lives in the past, their bodies younger but their
memories intact. I’d greatly enjoyed the book, thought it deserved
the award, and had been sad to hear that Grimwood had died . . .
when? . . . in 2003.
So, I thought, I might have a grizzled nut case in my study
this New Year’s Eve, but if he was a reader and a fan of
Replay, he was probably just a sci-fi fan grizzled nut case,
and therefore probably harmless. Possibly. Maybe.
I kept my finger poised over the final “1” in “911.”
“What does that book have to do with you illegally entering my
home and study?” I asked.
The stranger smiled … almost sadly I thought. “You asked me to
prove that I’m a Time Traveler,” he said softly. “Do you remember
how Grimwood’s character in Replay went hunting for
others in the 1960’s who had traveled back in time from the late
1980’s?”
I did remember now. I’d thought it clever at the time. The guy
in Replay, once he suspected others were also replaying
into the past, had taken out personal ads in major city newspapers
around the country. The ads were concise. “Do you remember
Three Mile Island, Challenger, Watergate, Reaganomics? If
so, contact me at . . .”
Before I could say anything else on this New Year’s Eve of
2004, a few hours before 2005 began, the stranger said, “Terri
Schiavo, Katrina, New Orleans under water, Ninth Ward, Ray Nagin,
Superdome, Judge John Roberts, White Sox sweep the Astros in four
to win the World Series, Pope Benedict XVI, Scooter Libby.”
“Wait, wait!” I said, scrambling for a pen and then scrambling
even faster to write. “Ray who? Pope who? Scooter who?”
“You’ll recognize it all when you hear it all again,” said the
stranger. “I’ll see you in a year and we’ll have our
conversation.”
“Wait!” I repeated. “What was that middle apart . . . Ray Nugin?
Judge who? John Roberts? Who is . . .” But when I looked up he was
gone.
“White Sox win the Series?” I muttered into the silence. “Fat
chance.”
#
I was waiting for him on New Year’s Eve 2005. I didn’t see him
enter. I looked up from the book I was fitfully reading and he was
standing in the shadows again. I didn’t dial 911 this time, nor
demand any more proof. I waved him to the leather wingchair and
said, “Would you like something to drink?”
“Scotch,” he said. “Single malt if you have it.”
I did.
Our conversation ran over two hours, but the following is the
gist of it. I’m a novelist by trade. I remember conversations
pretty well. (Not as perfectly as Truman Capote was said to be
able to recall long conversations word for word, but pretty well.)
The Time Traveler wouldn’t tell me what year in the future he
was from. Not even the decade or century. But the gray cord
trousers and blue-gray wool tunic top he was wearing didn’t look
very far-future science-fictiony or military, no Star Trekky boots
or insignia, just wellworn clothes that looked like something a
guy who worked with his hands a lot would wear. Construction
maybe.
“I know you can’t tell me details about the future because of
time travel paradoxes,” I began. I hadn’t spent a lifetime reading
and then writing SF for nothing.
“Oh, bugger time travel paradoxes,” said the Time Traveler.
“They don’t exist. I could tell you anything I want to and it
won’t change anything. I just choose not to tell you some things.”
I frowned at this. “Time travel paradoxes don’t exist? But
surely if I go back in time and kill my grandfather before he
meets my grandmother . . .”
The Time Traveler laughed and sipped his Scotch. “Would
you want to kill your grandfather?” he said. “Or anyone else?”
“Well . . .Hitler maybe,” I said weakly.
The Traveler smiled, but more ironically this time. “Good
luck,” he said. “But don’t count on succeeding.”
I shook my head. “But surely anything you tell me now about the
future will change the future,” I said.
“I gave you a raft of facts about your future a year ago as my
bona fides,” said the Time Traveler. “Did it change
anything? Did you save New Orleans from drowning?”
“I won $50 betting on the White Sox in October,” I admitted.
The Time Traveler only shook his head. “Quod erat
demonstrandum,” he said softly. “I could tell you that the
Mississippi River flows generally south. Would your knowing about
it change its course or flow or flooding?”
I thought about this. Finally I said, “Why did you come back?
Why do you want to talk to me? What do you want me to do?”
“I came back for my own purposes,” said the Time Traveler,
looking around my booklined study. “I chose you to talk to because
it was . . . convenient. And I don’t want you to do a goddamned
thing. There’s nothing you can do. But relax . . . we’re
not going to be talking about personal things. Such as, say, the
year, day, and hour of your death. I don’t even know that sort of
trivial information, although I could look it up quickly enough.
You can release that white-knuckled grip you have on the edge of
your desk.”
I tried to relax. “What do you want to talk about?” I said.
“The Century War,” said the Time Traveler.
I blinked and tried to remember some history. “You mean the
Hundred Year War? Fifteenth Century? Fourteenth? Sometime around
there. Between . . . France and England? Henry V? Kenneth Branagh?
Or was it . . .”
“I mean the Century War with Islam,” interrupted the Time
Traveler. “Your future. Everyone’s.” He was no longer smiling.
Without asking, or offering to pour me any, he stood, refilled his
Scotch glass, and sat again. He said, “It was important to me to
come back to this time early on in the struggle. Even if only to
remind myself of how unspeakably blind you all were.”
“You mean the War on Terrorism,” I said.
“I mean the Long War with Islam,” he said. “The Century War.
And it’s not over yet where I come from. Not close to being over.”
“You can’t have a war with Islam,” I said. “You can’t go to war
against a religion. Radical Islam, maybe. Jihadism. Some
extremists. But not a . . . the . . . religion itself. The vast
majority of Muslims in the world are peaceloving people who wish
us no harm. I mean . . . I mean . . . the very word ‘Islam’ means
‘Peace.’”
“So you kept telling yourselves,” said the Time Traveler. His
voice was very low but there was a strange and almost frightening
edge to it. “But the ‘peace’ in ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ You’ll
find that out soon enough”
Great, I was thinking. Of all the time travelers
in all the gin joints in all the world, I get this racist,
xenophobic, right-wing asshole.
“After Nine-eleven, we’re fighting terrorism,” I began, “not .
. .”
He waved me into silence.
“You were a philosophy major or minor at that podunk little
college you went to long ago,” said the Time Traveler. “Do you
remember what Category Error is?”
It rang a bell. But I was too irritated at hearing my alma
mater being called a “podunk little college” to be able to
concentrate fully.
“I’ll tell you what it is,” said the Time Traveler. “In
philosophy and formal logic, and it has its equivalents in science
and business management, Category Error is the term for having
stated or defined a problem so poorly that it becomes impossible
to solve that problem, through dialectic or any other means.”
I waited. Finally I said firmly, “You can’t go to war with a
religion. Or, I mean . . . sure, you could . . . the
Crusades and all that . . . but it would be wrong.”
The Time Traveler sipped his Scotch and looked at me. He said,
“Let me give you an analogy . . .”
God, I hated and distrusted analogies. I said nothing.
“Let’s imagine,” said the Time Traveler, “that on December
eighth, Nineteen forty-one, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt
spoke before a joint session of Congress and asked them to declare
war on aviation.”
“That’s absurd,” I said.
“Is it?” asked the Time Traveler. “The American battleships,
cruisers, harbor installations, Army barracks, and airfields at
Pearl Harbor and elsewhere in Hawaii were all struck by Japanese
aircraft. Imagine if the next day Roosevelt had declared war on
aviation . . . threatening to wipe it out wherever we found it.
Committing all the resources of the United States of America to
defeating aviation, so help us God.”
“That’s just stupid,” I said. If I’d ever been afraid of this
Time Traveler, I wasn’t now. He was obviously a mental
defective.“The planes, the Japanese planes,” I said, “were just a
method of attack . . . a means . . . it wasn’t aviation
that attacked us at Pearl Harbor, but the Empire of Japan. We
declared war on Japan and a few days later its ally, Germany,
lived up to its treaty with the Japanese and declared war on us.
If we’d declared war on aviation, on goddamned
airplanes rather than the empire and ideology that launched
them, we’d never have . . .”
I stopped. What had he called it? Category Error. Making the
problem unsolvable through your inability – or fear – of defining
it correctly.
The Time Traveler was smiling at me from the shadows. It was a
small, thin, cold smile – holding no humor in it, I was sure --
but still a smile of sorts. It seemed more sad than gloating as my
sudden silence stretched on.
“What do you know about Syracuse?” he asked suddenly.
I blinked again. “Syracuse, New York?” I said at last.
He shook his head slowly. “Thucydides’ Syracuse,” he said
softly. “Syracuse circa 415 B.C. The Syracuse Athens invaded.”
“It was . . . part of the Peloponnesian War,” I ventured.
He waited for more but I had no more to give. I loved history,
but let’s admit it . . . that was ancient history. Still,
I felt that I should have been able to tell him,or at least
remember, why Syracuse was important in the Peloponnesian War or
why they fought there or who fought exactly or who had won or . .
. something. I hated feeling like a dull student around this
scarred old man.
“The war between Athens and its allies and Sparta and its
allies – a war for nothing less than hegemony over the entire
known world at that time – began in 431 B.C.,” said the Time
Traveler. “After seventeen years of almost constant fighting, with
no clear or permanent advantage for either side, Athens – under
the leadership of Alcibiades at the time – decided to widen the
war by conquering Sicily, the ‘Great Greece’ they called it, an
area full of colonies and the key to maritime commerce at the time
the way the Strait of Hormuz in the Persian Gulf is today.”
I hate being lectured to at the best of times, but something
about the tone and timber of the Time Traveler’s voice – soft,
deep, rasping, perhaps thickened a bit by the whiskey – made this
sound more like a story being told around a campfire. Or perhaps a
bit like one of Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon stories on
“Prairie Home Companion.” I settled deeper into my chair and
listened.
“Syracuse wasn’t a direct enemy of the Athenians,” continued
the Time Traveler, “but it was quarreling with a local Athenian
colony and the democracy of Athens used that as an excuse to
launch a major expedition against it. It was a big deal – Athens
sent 136 triremes, the best fighting ships in the world then – and
landed 5,000 soldiers right under the city’s walls.
“The Athenians had enjoyed so much military success in recent
years, including their invasion of Melos, that Thucydides wrote –
So thoroughly had the present prosperity persuaded the
Athenians that nothing could withstand them, and that they could
achieve what was possible and what was impracticable alike, with
means ample or inadequate it mattered not. The reason for this was
their general extraordinary success, which made them confuse their
strengths with their hopes.”
“Oh, hell,” I said, “this is going to be a lecture about Iraq,
isn’t it? Look . . . I voted for John Kerry last year and . . .”
“Listen to me,” the Time Traveler said softly. It was not a
request. There was steel in that soft, rasping voice. “Nicias, the
Athenian general who ended up leading the invasion, warned against
it in 415 B.C. He said – ‘We must not disguise from ourselves
that we go to found a city among strangers and enemies, and that
he who undertakes such an enterprise should be prepared to become
master of the country the first day he lands, or failing in this
to find everything hostile to him’. Nicias, along with the
Athenian poet and general Demosthenes, would see their armies
destroyed at Syracuse and then they would both be captured and put
to death by the Syracusans. Sparta won big in that two-year
debacle for Athens. The war went on for seven more years, but
Athens never recovered from that overreaching at Syracuse, and in
the end . . . Sparta destroyed it. Conquered the Athenian empire
and its allies, destroyed Athens’ democracy, ruined the entire
balance of power and Greek hegemony over the known world at the
time . . . ruined everything. All because of a miscalculation
about Syracuse.”
I sighed. I was sick of Iraq. Everyone was sick of Iraq on New
Years Eve, 2005, both Bush supporters and Bush haters. It was just
an ugly mess. “They just had an election,” I said. “The Iraqi
people. They dipped their fingers in purple ink and . . .”
“Yes yes,” interrupted the Time Traveler as if recalling
something further back in time, and much less important, than
Athens versus Syracuse. “The free elections. Purple fingers.
Democracy in the Mid-East. The Palestinians are voting as well.
You will see in the coming year what will become of all that.”
The Time Traveler drank some Scotch, closed his eyes for a
second, and said, “Sun Tzu writes – The side that knows when to
fight and when not to will take the victory. There are roadways
not to be traveled, armies not to be attacked, walled cities not
to be assaulted.”
“All right, goddammit,” I said irritably. “Your point’s made.
So we shouldn’t have invaded Iraq in this . . . what did you call
it? This Long War with Islam, this Century War. We’re all
beginning to realize that here by the end of 2005.”
The Time Traveler shook his head. “You’ve understood nothing
I’ve said. Nothing. Athens failed in Syracuse – and doomed their
democracy – not because they fought in the wrong place and at the
wrong time, but because they weren’t ruthless enough.
They had grown soft since their slaughter of every combat-age man
and boy on the island of Melos, the enslavement of every woman and
girl there. The democratic Athenians, in regards to Syracuse,
thought that once engaged they could win without absolute
commitment to winning, claim victory without being as ruthless and
merciless as their Spartan and Syracusan enemies. The Athenians,
once defeat loomed, turned against their own generals and
political leaders – and their official soothsayers. If General
Nicias or Demosthenes had survived their captivity and returned
home, the people who sent them off with parades and strewn flower
petals in their path would have ripped them limb from limb. They
blamed their own leaders like a sun-maddened dog ripping and
chewing at its own belly.”
I thought about this. I had no idea what the hell he was saying
or how it related to the future.
“You came back in time to lecture me about Thucydides?” I said.
“Athens? Syracuse? Sun-Tzu? No offense, Mr. Time Traveler, but who
gives a damn?”
The Time Traveler rose so quickly that I flinched back in my
chair, but he only refilled his Scotch. This time he refilled my
glass as well. “You probably should give a damn” he said softly. “
In 2006, you’ll be ripping and tearing at yourselves so fiercely
that your nation – the only one on Earth actually fighting against
resurgent caliphate Islam in this long struggle over the very
future of civilization – will become so preoccupied with
criticizing yourselves and trying to gain short-term political
advantage, that you’ll all forget that there’s actually a war for
your survival going on. Twenty-five years from now, every man or
woman in America who wishes to vote will be required to read
Thucydides on this matter. And others as well. And there are
tests. If you don’t know some history, you don’t vote . . . much
less run for office. America’s vacation from knowing history ends
very soon now . . . for you, I mean. And for those few others left
alive in the world who are allowed to vote.”
“You’re shitting me,” I said.
“I am shitting you not,” said the Time Traveler.
“Those few others left alive who are allowed to vote?” I said,
the words just now striking me like hardthrown stones. “What the
hell are you talking about? Has our government taken away all our
civil liberties in this awful future of yours?”
He laughed then and this time it was a deep, hearty, truly
amused laugh. “Oh, yes,” he said when the laughter abated a bit.
He actually wiped away tears from his one good eye. “I had almost
forgotten about your fears of your, our . . . civil liberties . .
. being abridged by our own government back in these last
stupidity-allowed years of 2005 and 2006 and 2007 . Where exactly
do you see this repression coming from?”
“Well . . .” I said. I hate it when I start a sentence with
‘well,’ especially in an argument. “Well, the Patriot Act. Bush
authorizing spying on Americans . . . international phonecalls and
such. Uh . . . I think mosques in the States are under FBI
surveillance. I mean, they want to look up what library books
we’re reading, for God’s sake. Big Brother. 1984. You know.”
The Time Traveler laughed again, but with more edge this time.
“Yes, I know,” he said. “We all know . . . up there in the future
which some of you will survive to see as free people. Civil
liberties. In 2006 you still fear yourselves and your own
institutions first, out of old habit. A not unworthy – if fatally
misguided and terminally masochistic – paranoia. I will tell you
right now, and this is not a prediction but a history lesson, some
of your grandchildren will live in dhimmitude.”
“Zimmi . . . what?” I said.
He spelled it out. What had sounded like a ‘z’ was the ‘dh.’
I’d never heard the word and I told him so.
“Then get off your ass and Google it,” said the Time Traveler,
his one working eye glinting with something like fury. “Dhimmitude.
You can also look up the word dhimmi, because that’s what
two of your three grandchildren will be called. Dhimmis.
Dhimmitude is the system of separate and subordinate laws
and rules they will live under. Look up the word sharia
while you’re Googling dhimmi, because that is the only
law they will answer to as dhimmis, the only justice they
can hope for . . . they and tens and hundreds of millions more now
who are worried in your time about invisible abridgements of their
‘civil liberties’ by their ‘oppressive’ American and European
democratically elected governments.”
He audibly sneered this last part. I wondered now if the fury I
sensed in him was a result of his madness, or if the reverse were
true.
“Where will my grandchildren suffer this dhimmitude?”
I asked. My mouth was suddenly so dry I could barely speak.
“Eurabia,” said the Time Traveler.
“There’s no such place,” I said.
He gave me his one-eyed stare. My stomach suddenly lurched and
I wished I’d drunk no Scotch. “Words,” I said.
The Time Traveler raised one scar-slashed eyebrow.
“Last year you gave me words about 2005,” I said. “The kind of
words Ken Grimwood’s replayers in time would have put in the
newspaper to find each other. Give me more now. Or, better yet,
just fucking tell me what you’re talking about. You said
it wouldn’t matter. You said that my knowing won’t change
anything, any more than I can change the direction the Mississippi
is flowing . So tell me, God damn it!”
He began by giving me words. Even while I was scribbling them
down, I was thinking of reading I’d been doing recently about the
joy with which the Victorian Englishmen and 19th Century Europeans
and Americans greeted the arrival of the 20th Century. The toasts,
especially among the intellectual elite, on New Year’s Eve 1899
had been about the coming glories of technology liberating them,
of the imminent Second Enlightenment in human understanding, of
the certainty of a just one-world government, of the end of war
for all time.
Instead, what words would a time traveler or poor Replay victim
put in his London Times or Berliner Zeitung or
New York Times on January 1, 1900, to find his fellow
travelers displaced in time? Auschwitz, I was sure, and
Hiroshima and Trinity Site and Holocaust
and Hitler and Stalin and . . .
The clock in my study chimed midnight.
Jesus God. Did I want to hear such words about 2006 and the
rest of the 21st Century from the Time Traveler?
“Ahmadenijad,” he said softly. “Natanz. Arak. Bushehr. Ishafan.
Bonab. Ramsar.”
“Those words don’t mean a damned thing to me,” I said as I
scribbled them down phonetically. “Where are they? What
are they?”
“You’ll know soon enough,” said the Time Traveler.
“Are you talking about . . . what? . . . the next fifteen or
twenty years?” I said.
“I’m talking about the next fifteen or twenty months from your
now,” he said softly. “Do you want more words?”
I didn’t. But I couldn’t speak just then.
“General Seyed Reza Pardis,” intoned the Time Traveler.
“Shehab-one, Shehab-two, Shehab-three. Tel Aviv. Baghdad
International Airport, Al Salem U.S. airbase in Kuwait, Camp
Dawhah U.S. Army base in Kuwait, al Seeb U.S. airbase in Oman, al
Udeid U.S. Army and Air Force base in Qatar. Haifa. Beir-Shiva.
Dimona.”
“Oh, fuck,” I said. “Oh, Jesus.” I had no clue as to who or
what Shehab One, Two, or Three might be, but the context and
litany alone made me want to throw up.
“This is just the beginning,” said the Time Traveler.
“Wasn’t the beginning on September 11, 2001?” I managed through
numb lips.
The one-eyed scarred man shook his head. “Historians in my time
know that it began on June 5, 1968,” he said. “But it hasn’t
really begun for you yet. For any of you.”
I thought – What on earth happened on the fifth of June,
1968? I’m old enough to remember. I was in college then. Working
that summer and . . . Kennedy. Robert F. Kennedy’s assassination.
“Now on to Chicago and the nomination!” Sirhan Sirhan. Was the
Time Traveler trying to give me some kind of half-assed
Oliver-Stone-JFK-movie garbled up conspiracy theory?
“What . . .” I began.
“Galveston,” interrupted the Time Traveler. “The Space Needle.
Bank of America Plaza in Dallas. Renaissance Tower in Dallas. Bank
One Center in Dallas. The Indianapolis 500 – one hour and
twenty-three minutes into the race. The Bell South Building in
Atlanta. The TransAmerica Pyramid in San Francisco . . .”
“Stop,” I said. “Just stop.”
“The Golden Gate Bridge,” persisted the Time Traveler. “The
Guggenheim in Bilbao. The New Reichstag in Berlin. Albert Hall.
Saint Paul’s Cathedral . . .”
“Shut the fuck up!” I shouted. “All these places can’t
disappear in the rest of this century, your goddamned Century War
or not! I don’t believe it.”
“I didn’t say in the rest of your century,” said the Time
Traveler, his torn voice almost a whisper now. “I’m talking about
your next fifteen years. And I’ve barely begun.”
“You’re nuts,” I said. “You’re not from the future. You escaped
from some asylum.”
The Time Traveler nodded. “That’s more true than you know,” he
said. “I come from a place and time where your grandchildren and
hundreds of millions of other dhimmi are compelled to
write ‘pbuh’ after the Prophet’s name. They wear gold crosses and
gold Stars of David sewn onto their clothing. The Nazis didn’t
invent the wearing of the Star of David . . . the marking and
setting apart of the Jews in society. Muslims did that centuries
ago in they lands they conquered, European and otherwise. They
will refine it and update it, not toward the more merciful, in the
lands they occupy through the decades ahead of you.”
“You’re crazy,” I cried, standing. My hands were balled into
fists. “Islam is a religion . . . a religion of peace . . . not
our enemy. We can’t be at war with a religion. That’s obscene.”
“Have you read the Qur’an and learned your Sunnah?” asked the
Time Traveler. “It would behoove you to do so. Dhimmi
means ‘protection.’ And your children and grandchildren will be
protected . . . like cattle.”
“To hell with you,” I said.
“Your dhimmi poll tax will be called jizya,”
said the Time Traveler. His voice suddenly sounded very
weary.“Your land tax for being an infidel, even for fellow People
of the Book – Christians and Jews – will be called kharaz.
Both of these taxes will be in addition to your mandatory alms –
the zakat. The punishment for failure to pay, or for
paying late, a punishment meted out by your local qadi,
religious judge, is death by stoning or beheading.”
I folded my arms and looked away from the Time Traveler.
“Under sharia – which will be the universal law of
Eurabia,” persisted the Time Traveler, “the value of a dhimmi’s
life, the value of your grandchildren, is one half the value of a
Muslim’s life. Jews and Christians are worth one-third of a
Muslim. Indian Parsees are worth one-fifteenth. In a court of the
Eurabian Caliphate or the Global Khalifate, if a Muslim murders a
dhimmi, any infidel, he must pay a blood money fine not
to exceed one thousand euros. No Muslim will ever be jailed or
sentenced to death for the murder of any dhimmi or any
number of dhimmis. If the murders were done under the
auspices of Universal Compulsive Jihad, which will be sanctioned
by sharia as of 2019 Common Era, all blood money fines
are waived.”
“Go away,” I said. “Go back to wherever you came from.”
“I come from here,” said the Time Traveler. “From not so far
from here.”
“Bullshit,” I said.
“Your enemies have gathered and struck and continue to strike
and you, the innocents of 2006 and beyond, fight among yourselves,
chew and rip at your own bellies, blame your brothers and
yourselves and your institutions of the Enlightenment – law,
tolerance, science, democracy – even while your enemies grow
stronger.”
“How are we supposed to know who our enemies are?” I turned and
growled at him. “The world is a complex place. Morality is a
complex thing.”
“Your enemy is he who will give his life to kill you,” said the
Time Traveler. “Your enemies are they that wish you and your
children and your grandchildren dead and who are willing to
sacrifice themselves, or support those fanatics who will sacrifice
themselves, to see you and your institutions destroyed. You
haven’t figured that out yet – the majority of you fat, sleeping,
smug, infinitely stupid Americans and Europeans.”
He stood and set the Scotch glass back in its place on my
sideboard. “How, we wonder in my time,” he said softly, “can you
ignore the better part of a billion people who say aloud that they
are willing to kill your children . . . or condone and celebrate
the killing of them? And ignore them as they act on what they say?
We do not understand you.”
I still had not turned to face him, but was looking over my
shoulder at him.
“The world, as it turns out,” continued the Time Traveler, “is
not nearly so complex a place as your liberal and gentle minds
sought to make it.”
I did not respond.
“Thucydides taught us more than twenty-four hundred years ago –
counting back from your time – that all men’s behavior is guided
by phobos, kerdos, and doxa,” said the Time
Traveler. “Fear, self-interest, and honor.”
I pretended I did not hear.
“Plato saw human behavior as a chariot pulled by precisely
those three powerful and headstrong horses, first tugged this way,
then pulled that way,” continued the Time Traveler. “Phobos,
kerdos, doxa. Fear, self-interest, honor. Which of these
guides the chariot of your nation and your allies in Europe and
your surprisingly fragile civilization now, O Man of 2006?”
I stared at the bookcase instead of the man and willed him
gone, wishing him away like a sleepy boy willing away the
boogeyman under his bed.
“Which combination of those three traits -- phobos, kerdos,
doxa -- will save or doom your world?” asked the Time
Traveler. “Which might bring you back from this vacation from
history – from history’s responsibilities and history’s burdens –
that you have all so generously gifted yourselves with? You
peaceloving Europeans. You civil-liberties loving Americans? You
Athenian invertebrates with your love of your own exalted
sensibilities and your willingness to enter into a global war for
civilizational survival even while you are too timid, too fearful
. . . too decent . . . to match the ruthlessness of your
enemies.”
I closed my eyes but that did not stop his voice.
“At least understand that such decency goes away quickly when
you are burying your children and your grandchildren,” rasped the
Time Traveler. “Or watching them suffer in slavery. Ruthlessness
deferred against totalitarian aggression only makes the later need
for ruthlessness more terrible. Thousands of years of history and
war should have taught you that. Did you fools learning nothing
from living through the charnel house that was the 20th Century?”
I’d had enough. I opened my eyes, turned, reached into the top
left drawer of my desk, and pulled out the .38 revolver that I had
owned for twenty-three years and fired only twice, at firing
ranges, shortly after it was given to me as a gift.
I aimed it at the Time Traveler. “Get out,” I said.
He showed no reaction. “Do you want more than words?” he asked
softly. “I will give you more than words. I give you eight million
Jews dead in Israel – incinerated – and many more dead Jews in
Eurabia and around the world. I give you the continent of Europe
cast back more than five hundred years into sad pools of warring
civilizations.”
“Get out,” I repeated, aiming the revolver higher.
“I give you an Asian world in chaos, a Pacific rim ruled by
China after the vacuum of America’s withdrawal – this nation’s
full resources devoted to fighting, and possibly losing, the
Century War – a South America and Mexico lost to corruption and
appeasement, a resurgent Russian Empire that has reclaimed its old
dominated republics and more, and a Canada split into three
hateful nations.”
I cocked the pistol. The click sounded very loud in the small
room.
“We were speaking about ruthlessness,” said the Time Traveler.
“If you fail to understand it at first, you learn it quickly
enough in a war like the one you are allowing to come. Would you
like to hear the litany of Islamic shrines and cities that will
blossom in nuclear retaliatory fire in the decades to come?”
“Get out,” I said for a final time. “I’m ruthless enough to
shoot you, and by God I will if you don’t get out of here.”
The Time Traveler nodded. “As you wish. But you should hear two
last words, two last names . . .religious judge Ubar ibn al-Khattab
and rector-imam Ismail Nawahda of New Al-Azhar University in
London, part of the 200,000-man Golden Mosque of the New Islamic
Khalifate in Eurabia.”
“What are those names to me or me to them?” I asked. My finger
was on the trigger of the cocked .38.
“These religious officials were on the Islamic Tribunal that
sentenced two dhimmis to death by stoning and beheading,”
said the Time Traveler. “The dhimmis were your two
grandsons, Thomas and Daniel.”
“What was . . . will be . . . their crime?” I was able to ask
after a long minute. My tongue felt like a strip of rough cotton.
“They dated two Muslim women – Thomas while he was in London on
business, Daniel while visiting his aging mother, your daughter,
in Canada – without first converting to Islam. That part of
sharia, Islamic law, is called hudud, and we know
quite a bit about it in my time. Your grandsons didn’t know the
young women were Muslim since they both were dressed in modern
garb - -thus violating their own society’s ironclad rule of
Hijab — modesty. The girls, I hear, also died, but those were
not sharia sentences. Not hudud. Their brothers
and fathers murdered them. Honor killings . . . I think you’ve
already heard the phrase by 2006.”
If I were to shoot him, I had to do it now. My hand was shaking
more fiercely every second.
“Of course, the odds against one sharia court in London
sentencing both your grandsons to death for crimes committed as
far apart as London and Quebec City is too much of a coincidence
to believe in,” continued the Time Traveler. “As is the fact that
they would both be introduced to Muslim girls, without knowing
they were Muslim, and go on a single dinner date with them at the
same time, in cities so far apart. And Thomas was married. I know
he thought he was having a business dinner with a client.”
“What . . .” I began, my arm holding the pistol shaking as if
palsied.
The Time Traveler laughed a final time. “All of your grandsons’
names were on lists. You wrote something . . . will soon write
something . . . that will put your name, and all your descendents’
names, on their list. Including your only surviving grandson.”
I opened my mouth but did not speak.
“According to their own writings, which we all know well in my
day,” continued the Time Traveler, “ ‘Hadith Malik 511:1588 The
last statement that Muhammad made was: "O Lord, perish the
Jews and Christians. They made churches of the graves of their
prophets. There shall be no two faiths in Arabia.’ And there
are not. All infidels – Christians, Jews, secularists -- have been
executed, converted, or driven out. Israel is cinders. Eurabia and
the New Khalifate is growing, absorbing what was left of the old,
weak cultures there that once dreamt of a European Union. The
Century War is not near over. Two of your three grandsons are now
dead. Your remaining grandson still fights, as does one of your
surviving granddaughters. Two of your three living granddaughters
now live under sharia within the aegis of New Khalifate.
They are women of the veil.”
I lowered the pistol.
“ Enjoy these last days and months and years of your slumber,
Grandfather,” said the scarred old man. “Your wake-up call is
coming soon.”
The Time Traveler said three last words and was gone.
I put the pistol away – realizing too late that it had never
been loaded – and sat down to write this. I could not. I waited
these three months to try again.
Oh, Lord, I wish that some person on business from Porlock
would wake me from this dream.
It was not the horrors of his revelations about my
grandchildren that had shaken me the most deeply, shaken me to the
core of my core, but rather the the Time Traveler’s last three
words. Three words that any Replayer or time traveler visiting
here from a century or more from now would react to first and most
emotionally – three words I will not share here in this piece nor
ever plan to share, at least until everyone on Earth knows them –
three words that will keep me awake nights for months and years to
come.
Three words.
Sincerely,
(Note: Books commented on in this essay include – The
Peloponnesian War by Donald Kagan, The Book of War: 25
Centuries of Great War Writing edited by John Keegan,
While Europe Slept: How Radical Islam Is Destroying the West from
Within by Bruce Bawer, The Clash of Civilizations and the
Remaking of the World Order by Samuel P. Huntington,
Civilization and Its Enemies: The Next Stage of History by
Lee Harris, The Shield of Achilles: War, Peace, and the Course
of History by Philip Bobbit, and Replay by Ken
Grimwood.)